At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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