the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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