OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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