We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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