I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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