Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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