it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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