Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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