so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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