You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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