his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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