did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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