She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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