Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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