Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The adults are the big ones right?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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