Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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