Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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