Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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