Do vagina's smell?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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