I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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