You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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