Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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