THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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