That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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