ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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