STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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