He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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