playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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