You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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