Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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