brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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