Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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