I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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