Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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