have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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