Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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