I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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