So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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