Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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