i just had sex bonerless
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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