Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
