Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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