i permit you to call me
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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