you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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