ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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