Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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