can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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