he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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