giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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