my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize