She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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